Archive for the ‘BUTCHERED’ Category
New iPad “Scale App” Measures Weight and Stupidity
Posted in BUTCHERED, DESIGN, fosforus, FUN, TECHNOLOGY, Uncategorized, tagged ADVERTISING, apps, AUSTIN TX, Brake, eric sutherland, ERIC W. SUTHERLAND, fosforus, iPad, MARKETING, Scale, WEB DESIGN, weight on October 6, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Slow Down And Smell The Queso (Bill “Bored” Controversy)
Posted in BOUGHT, BUTCHERED, CLIENTS, DESIGN, Uncategorized, tagged ADVERTISING, AUSTIN TX, CARLTON WADE, CHRIS MAHER, Chuy's, ERIC W. SUTHERLAND, fosforus, funny billboards, MARKETING, RAWLEY SPEED, RESTAURANT on March 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Guess which one the “edgy” client moves forward w/… Here’s a new one — Imagine Fine TexMex (Just outside of San Antonio Tx.)
Global software advertising in a (hyper-sensitive) post-racial 09?
Posted in BUTCHERED, HOSTING, MEDIA, OPEN SOURCE, TECHNOLOGY, THE BUTCHER FLOOR, THIS DIDN'T SELL, tagged ADVERTISING, AUSTIN TX, ENTERPRISE SOFTWARE, eric sutherland, ERIC W. SUTHERLAND, fosforus, MARKETING, POLITICS on January 1, 2009 | 1 Comment »
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion…left this in the trunk– never pitched it to one of our big reseller clients.
NAUGHTY LITTLE FUDDRUCKERS (HOLIDAY DRINKING GAME).
Posted in BOUGHT, BUTCHERED, DESIGN, FLASH, FOOD, fosforus, FUN, ONLINE GAMING, WEB DESIGN, tagged ADVERTISING, AUSTIN TX, CHRIS MAHER, david mcknight, DRINKING GAME, ERIC W. SUTHERLAND, FLASH, FLASH PROGRAMING, fosforus, fuddruckers, HOLIDAYS, MARKETING, RESTAURANT on December 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
WE CREATE WEB GAMES (CLICK TO PLAY). In 2009 we’ll be creating more of these for other clients… here’s a goodie –happy holidays.
IT’S NOT NICE WHEN NAUGHTY CLIENTS DON’T LISTEN.
Posted in BUTCHERED, CLIENTS, DESIGN, FOOD, THE BUTCHER FLOOR, THIS DIDN'T SELL, tagged CHRISTMAS, ERIC W.SUTHERLAND, fosforus, SEASON EATINGS on December 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »
“SEASON’S EATINGS SEEMS A LIL TOO CUTE FOR US.” They bought a slew of giftcards but not this one…and not this line which i pushed for Trademarking– My own fault i guess. I failed to communicate to the marketing executives the luxury of owning annual positioning such as this . The cost savings alone (not [...]
MEET THE ZEBRELEPHICKEN. (THE FRENCH KILLED THIS ONE)
Posted in BUTCHERED, CLIENTS, ENTERPRISE SOFTWARE, EXECUTIVE DIRECT MAIL, PHOTOSHOP, TECHNOLOGY, THE BUTCHER FLOOR, THE FRENCH, THIS DIDN'T SELL, tagged CHICKEN, CHRIS MAHER, ELEPHANT, ERIC W. SUTHERLAND, ZEBRA on October 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
(A little Java on the front, maybe some COBOL on the back and whole lot of weird in the middle.) An older one that reminded me of the POLLO concept we just sold through (totally different country and industry though)–If you listen to programmers—and we do—application development is a kind of art form as opposed [...]
IN GENERAL, CLIENTS REJECT THE USE OF GUNS.
Posted in BUTCHERED, CLIENTS, DESIGN, ENTERPRISE SOFTWARE, EVENT MARKETING, FLASH, MEDIA, PHOTOSHOP, SECURITY, TECHNOLOGY, THE BUTCHER FLOOR, THIS DIDN'T SELL, tagged C MAHER, ERIC W. SUTHERLAND, EVENT MARKETING, GUNS, MCAFEE on October 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
“REVERSED GUN” PROPOSED FLASH BANNER: Promoting an internet security conference, this ended-up on the butcher’s floor.
